This is my Uncle Mike Moore- He is more like a brother to me, ever since I can remember he has lived with and been a part of the family. He has some really amazing things happen to him.

He loves CS Lewis (loves to read)
I do not know why crazy things happen to him ALL THE TIME. It is like bad karma just follows him around, sprinkling misfortune upon him. Just in the last year he has accidentally texted a cute girl in church about herself, spent the night in jail for an outstanding parking ticket warrant, and just recently...

Mike and Ruby have a special connection ever since he gave her a build a bear that he built with him bare hands and even kissed the heart that is stuffed inside of the "Fluffy Ruby Bear" (Name on the Bears Birth Certificate)
Mike was on a first date. Mike lives in Bakersfield and took the girl to Disneyland. Impressive. So while at disneyland they went on the roller coaster ride that does an upside down loop through Mickey's Head. While upside down Mike's keys come out of his pocket. Not Impressive. So they talk to the costumed employees about their situation. They try to enjoy the rest of their day knowing that they are just putting off the inevitable car issues that await them in the Daisy Parking Lot. Mike calls my Dad, who loves a good laugh so cruises over to disneyland to help out. They call a lock smith, who can only do so much because the new key needs to be coded by Honda. Girl in the mean time is texting away. My dad finds out from her what she is texting: "Mom if I never make it home from this date you can have my scrap-booking supplies, and sister can have my clothes."
The Honda place was not open until the morning so they decide to sleep over at my parents house. Girl sleeps in Cody's Room and Mike sleeps in the guest room. She was beyond tired and fell right to sleep. The only thing about sleeping in Cody's room is that the walls have an under the sea mural on every wall and on the ceiling is a silhouette of a hammer head shark. Kinda spooky. REALLY SCARY if you have a big fear of the ocean like this girl does. She woke up in a panic.
They ended up getting the key coded and heading back to bakersfield just in time to miss church. She had a really good attitude about the whole thing. And Mike (so cleaver) sent her 34 Daisy Flowers for their 34 hour date while the car was stuck in the daisy parking lot.

Disneyland-(a different trip) I love how he is shielding Ruby's face from the sun. What a nice uncle.

They still have a connection

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