I would be screwed today. 1.)To start with Ruby found an old toothbrush I used when she only had gums, and I found her with it in the bathroom brushing her teeth with toilet water.
2.)My friend showed me this sweet petting zoo at Disneyland- for those of you like me who didn't know there even was a petting zoo at Disneyland, it's in Frontier Land, Yah I couldn't bring myself to pet the goats, but Ruby was making it her goal to pet all the goats at least once.3.) For the first time Ruby stuck her finger up my nose, it caught me so off guard, I was almost too late in stopping her from eating my boogers.
4.) Those of you who know what a diaper Champ is know what I am talking about, when I say they are really good at keeping the sick diaper smell contained until you turn the diaper dispenser, then it lets out a little poo burp. I occasionally clean the diaper dispenser... but it had been maybe a month, and guess who was playing in it? Ruby put one of her toys in it and flipped it over and like magic it disappeared. So while I was making some dinner I hear a really pissed off cry... and I run into her room to see Ruby's hands all over this poopy diaper Champ trying to retrieve her lost toy. AHHHH SICK.
Ruby and her Friend Samantha
Look at how Huge this Sheep is!

There were probably 15 goats to pet, and they just wondered around for the kids to harass.
So if i were a Germ-a-phoebe today would not be a good day for me