Schultz Family (Katie's Blog)

Recipe: First Step: Mix a man with a love of movies, Mac's, mother's cooking, and music with a woman with a love of sports, games, and not doing dishes. Let sit for one and a half years. Next step add a Dog named Gus. Set the dog to the side and add five years with a Ruby, three years with a Lulu and add a boy (Elliot) to the mix. Let bake for awhile and then cool off after arguments or a stressful day, so as to not over heat. Best if served with Glass plates and linen napkins.