Schultz Family (Katie's Blog)

Recipe: First Step: Mix a man with a love of movies, Mac's, mother's cooking, and high expectations with a woman with a love of sports, overachieving, and not doing dishes. Let sit for one and a half years. Next step add a Dog named Gus. Set the dog to the side and add two years with a Ruby and a couple more months with a Louise. Let bake for awhile and then cool off after arguments or a stressful day, so as to not over heat. Best if served with Glass plates and real napkins.